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Chop Smith on January 29th, 2006
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Sometimes I get really lucky and get to photograph beautiful women over and over in many sets and many different times. Sometimes it’s like a one night stand. HOT>>Fast>>Sexxxxxy. That was Lili Thai
I met Lili when I was on a “lay” over in Kauai. She was there visiting her uncle and auntie and I just was blown away by her sleek looks. She was a bit shy at first and the language barrier was difficult but once she warmed up to my southern charm, MAN oh MAN did she LOVE the camera, long time.
Look at those NIPPLES!!
This is the one and only set I have of her. Maybe someday I’ll be able to get more but again like a 1 night stand, I can look at them and fondly remember what a great time we had.
Can you not just picture hovering above her with your cock out ready to taste some Thai?
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Chop Smith on January 27th, 2006
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The closest post office to me is D’lo which really isn’t THAT close. D’Lo is located at 31°59′12″ North, 89°54′4″ West (31.986665, -89.901030) for those with a GPS and “just down the road apiece” for REAL folks.
We all know the “bad” part of Mississippi and Katrina peeled even more of that back, but there are lots of misconceptions that are taken as “truths” rather than just what they are “assumptions”.
For instance, did you know that people from Mississippi can read AND write?
People like William Faulkner, Eudora Welty and Tennessee Williams (Mississippi Williams just doesn’t have that same “ring” to it) are all from here. Willie Morris, youngest editor of Harper’s Magazine (for you yankee liberals 
) hailed (and died) from Yazoo. Jim Henson, whose Muppets and Children’s Television Workshop, taught children all over the world to read was born in Greenville. Jimmy Buffet, musician and songwriter hails from Pascagoula where no doubt he snagged an errant bottle of Mescal floating from the Gulf of Mexico, where he mixed it with some of his Mama’s homemade Lemonade and thus was born “Margaritaville.”
Its always good to come home here to my lake, to the sunrise, to the sunset and hum of a good cricket.
See ya ’round the lake.
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Chop Smith on January 25th, 2006
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On one of my many trips to Sin City, I met sweet Toni at the annual Shakespearean festival in Cedar City, UT. She was this sassy looking wench dressed to be one of Kate’s ladies in waiting. Brush up on your Shakespeare if you don’t know who Kate is. She has this saucy look to her and really loves the camera.
Turns out she’s a sports fanatic and can be found most days either on a tennis court, a golf course or snow boarding in winter. I have yet to catch her as a snow bunny but that is on my agenda for this year.
Would love to sniff those fingers
In my pictures I try to capture the ‘essence’ of each girl doing what they love so it translates to a more natural looking image for a true GFE.
That’s about as Natural as it getsToni Hatcher’s pictures look very tame here but I can tell you , in her member section she lives up to her Wenchy title.
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Chop Smith on January 22nd, 2006
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A couple of years ago I went over the pond (no not my lake outside my door) to do a calendar on beautiful women from around the world in a contest sponsored by Virgin Air. (somehow I’m amused at their name and often wonder just how many on the flights are really virgins) . Of course I’m always on the look out for the next “hot” chick and was I blown away when I met Angeline Aniston.
This babe has it
ALL in the right places. She once told me over a pub crawl that she wanted to be the brightest star on Broadway but if that wasn’t possible she’d settle for the World Wide Web. I told her that when she’s around my cock is a Pocket Rocket!!
MMM I’d love to hail that Cabbie!!
Angeline loves to wear costumes and play dress up. I never know what she’s going to show up at a shoot with or where she’s going to find when we go on location. Once she came to visit with me here on the lake when I had a few of the ASAIG girls down for a week long photoshoot. We took a ride into town and along with way we saw this rusted out old pick up. She screamed for me to stop for some pictures. Right there in front of God and everyone on the side of the road (ok it was me and the ‘gators) she was parading her pretty pink pussy.
Oh baaaby you shift my gears!!You can find all 1200+ of her exclusive photos at her website. Just click
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Chop Smith on January 20th, 2006
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I have a few people who keep my ass straight and running smoothly. Almost all of them are virtual and we use various forms of communications such as phones, instant messenger and gooogle talk.
I had to promise one of them a corner office with a window though to get him to let me use his Useful skills. Here you go Cocksucker!! It will keep your Merlot cool!
See ya ’round the lake!!
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Chop Smith on January 18th, 2006
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I travel. A lot! And in my travels I find all kinds of beautiful women. This little filly er beauty I met on a flight home from Aruba. We were both on the plane to Dallas (Dlo doesn’t have an international airport. YET) You know they say everything is bigger in Texas and after seeing Alex Lazenby (Alexandra is her full name) I can tell you my cock grew several inches bigger!!
And that’s just the tit of the iceberg!!
Actually Alex is an ex cheerleader who is now a real estate appraiser. I can certainly provide something for her to appraise!! She has over 600 pictures on her website and her joy of discovery of GIRLS. I have to be kind of tame here because you never know who might be lurking but I can assure you that on her site you’ll see every inch of her sweetness in fine detail. Down to her little brown landing strip pussy hair.
Up Close and Personal with Alex Lazenby
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Chop Smith on January 15th, 2006
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Can you imagine sitting across the poker table from her? This HOT babe is Ariel Tamblyn a professional poker player that I met last year on a trip to Las Vegas. I just couldn’t believe my eyes and then my ears (when I heard her soft southern drawl) that she is a ’shark.’ All she’d have to do is open her legs and I’d be “all in”
Yes taking these pictures made this old man’s cue stand UP.
You can catch all of Ariel’s antics on her website at
Ariel Tamblyn and next time you are in Vegas and see this hot blonde at a poker table, I bet you too draw an “inside straight”.
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Chop Smith on January 13th, 2006
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I live on a lake in southern Mississippi. In the summer it’s hot and sultry just like a Tennessee Williams play and in the winter it’s cooler but rarely cold enough to snow. Today was overcast and the clouds look threatening. Of course since I’m on a lake (Note the “Chop on the Lake” is a REAL) it blows about 10-15 degrees cooler.
This morning as I went to check my mail box, and just to the left of my driveway was a little feller gettin’ some sun.
You just never know who is gonna drop in and sit a spell.
See you ’round the lake.
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Chop Smith on January 11th, 2006
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You’re my only hope!!
*fanning*..oh my nothing can warm up a cold winter night than a beautiful woman with a nice furry snatch. I met Kobi Wan a few weeks ago while visiting a friend in Duluth Minnesota.
I was waiting in the lobby when this peppy look girl bounced across the lobby with a doctor bag in her hand. Turns out she’s a vet’s assistant and was coming to check on a sick pussy that was staying at the hotel. The 4 legged kind of pussy.
I took a few pictures of her then gave her my card and told her if she’d like to pose for me, I’d love to snap a few of her ’snapper’. Kobi just smiled that vivacious smile and I totally forgot there was snow on my roof cuz my dick said I was still 25.
Slide down my bannister and warm up my dinner
So if you are cold or even if you are blazing HOT
Kobi Wan’s nice furry pussy is just what the doctor ordered!!
Ya’ll cum back now, ya hear?
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Chop Smith on January 8th, 2006
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Some days I wonder why I love to take pictures. Lately, since Katrina, I’ve been taking lots of pictures of damaged buildings or flooded streets so I can tell you was a great relief to get a call to come up to do some work in Indiana.
There I was at this small coffee house having breakfast when this stunning blonde came over and asked if she could “help” me. Yes she could but NOT then and there. I told her I was a photographer and she invited me back to her house to pose for some pictures. While I was snapping her snapper, her beautiful blonde roommate came in. Now this girl is special.
Her name is Laura Locklear and I can tell you old Chop was doing his share of learing. She told me she’s getting a MA at Perdue. That’s a degree in Masturbation. She has a friend “bob” who is so named because he “bobs” in and out of her pussy.
Old Chop would love to “bob” that!!
I was so intrigued by Laura and her obsession with her dildo.
If you like what you see on Laura’s front page wait until you see inside of her!! *WEG*.