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Chop Smith on February 26th, 2006
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The first Mardi Gras after Katrina is underway. Even though I’m in Mississippi, we celebrate here as well and some of my AsSexyAsItGets girls flew to NOLA for the big party this weekend. Sending me a few pictures through the net, I hope to have them all posted on ASAIG shortly. I’m going to be leaving myself later today to get in on all the fun and finally get a ROOM in the French Quarter. WOOT.
Vanessa all Feathered out for some fun on Friday night
The tradition of wearing masks on Mardi Gras has origins in ancient Roman festivals, where anonymity was the norm. New Orleans law decrees that masking in public is illegal except on Fat Tuesday. I guess that Jodi, Vanessa & Sam & Yeax are all practicing for the big REX parade on Tuesday and ready for “Throw me sumthing, mister”
Jodi
Vanessa & Samantha
Yeax in Heels
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Chop Smith on February 24th, 2006
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If you travel frequently, you’ll notice different parts of the world and even in the good ol’ United States, people eat different things for breakfast.
In the south we have country fried steak with hot buttered bisquits and gravy, in NYC it’s bagels with or without lox, in Chi-town it’s fried kilbasa and eggs, in LA its Chorizo and eggs in a tortilla. In Portland, a kinder and healthier part of the country, everything is local and fresh. We had an amazing array of berries, black, bosen, straw, blue, rasp and goose for breakfast every morning.
My breakfast with fresh crossants and whipped butter with a steaming mug of hot chocolate.
It’s very holistic in Portland. They truly think “green” and recycle everything. One of the girls I regularly shoot is from Portland and she’d gathered a few of her girlfriends together as well so we had a great time and I was sad to see my days in the Pacific NW come to a close.
But as much fun as I had, there is NO place like home!! I’m glad to be back with my gaters and my Waffle House chicken fried steak.
See you ’round the lake!!
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Chop Smith on February 22nd, 2006
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Great trip to Portland.
This is just one of the peaks over the city:
Mt. Hood. I could really “go there” and turn it into a Sex Mountain.. but oh well I won’t. If only I’d gotten a pic of Mt St. Helens i’d of had Portland’s Twin Peaks!! LMAO
I flew out on my birthday and had arranged for 2 or 3 girls to shoot over the weekend. When I arrived at the hotel, The Portland Hilton Tower, I was surprised to find Celine waiting for me in the lobby. She was so sweet and greeted me with a big ol bag o’ gifts straight from the NW. I did take advantage of her and shot a few pictures while i still had some daylight left in me.. Ha ha ha.
I’ll take red headed BOX #1!!You can see all the sets I shot over the weekend in Portland of Celine and all 400 of the girls when you
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Chop Smith on February 17th, 2006
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In our effort to bring you the finest in beautiful women from around the world, I’m going to be traveling to the City of Roses (no it isn’t Pasadena) in the Pacific NW for a few days. Since it rains so much up there, I’m sure I’ll get quite a bit of indoor activity!!
I’ll be back and bringing you the Bountious Beauty of the NW.
Pssst: it’s actually my birthday and i’m just taking myself on a little working vacation!!
See ya ’round the lake.
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Chop Smith on February 15th, 2006
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This is Haven in Blue Jeans…
This is Haven out of Blue Jeans.
Her name really should have been Heaven instead of Haven because that’s what you feel like when you are in her company.
I met Haven Simone on a trip to amish country in PA. She lives about 20 miles outside of Philadelphia and let me tell you I wanted to Philly her with my “tube steak”!!
Who could resist this sweet pussy??
Just being in her company is a “heavenly” experience.. there were many times i was ready to shout “OH My GAWD” but being the good southern gentleman I refrained.
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Chop Smith on February 12th, 2006
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As Sexy As It Gets is a equal opportunity pornography site. We find beautiful women from all over the world. One of our very favorite places to shoot is Salvador da Bahia, Brazil. In a lush tropical setting, with pristine beaches and world renound musica, Bahia is a hedonist’s paradise.
In Bahia you can never escape from the crowds or the music. It’s everywhere. I know this is a porn site but we are also socially conscience. People are only poor if they know they are poor. In Bahia, poverty, like music, is everywhere but the Bahians don’t know it. They are happy with their playa (beach) & their beat. It brings Americanos and Euros and they just keep on smiling.
No special occassion, just some friends drumming in a plaza
I’ve been lucky enough to travel to Bahia twice in the last few years. On my 1st visit I met Nautica. Lush was the only word I could think of. Full natural breasts, full natural lips and a “BAM” “POW” ass that even J-Lo would envy:
Cum Ride Ole Chop’s Horsie, Baby!! 
See what I mean about that ass??On my next visit to Bahia, Nautica brought her cousin, Bettina, along for the shoot. Tina was shy at first but Nautica spoke a few of her lilting Portugese to her and next thing I knew, Tina was naked on the back of my couch. Of course I was hoping she’d of opted for ole Chop’s LOVE seat
BettinaYou can see all of my pictures of Nautica, Tina and the rest of my “Round & Brown” collection at
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See ya’ll round the lake.
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Chop Smith on February 10th, 2006
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Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine’s Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it’s romantic that way.
Amazingly enough some people think that we live in a totally different country down here in Mississippi. But we are proud to be part of the United States, again.
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
That’s impressive,” I say.
Yes I have a love affair with my state. Its natural beauty, its amazing community spirit and its resliant ability to bounce back. Katrina tried to butt-fuck my girl with her strap-on but it didn’t work. Oh no, we are back and better than ever.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
“Diamonds are forever,”
they explain, suave and couth.
Love is about sacrifice and unconditional acceptance. The ultimate for a state would to be to give its sons and daughters willingly to protect for the greater good of the nation.
The Unmatched Courage of a Soldier. The Ultimate Sacrifice of a Town. The Unparalleled Vision of a Workforce. Mississippi. A Legendary Force for Freedom.
One Mississippian – Lawrence “Rabbit” Kennedy – who served in the U.S. Army during Vietnam, remains the most decorated U.S. soldier in history. One small town in Mississippi – D’Lo – sent every eligible man into battle during WWII. And lost every single one of them. And for over 60 years, one Mississippi workforce – Northrop Grumman Ship Systems – has helped bring freedom to those who seek her elusive grasp the world over. One man. One town. One workforce. One state. Mississippi – dedicated to freedom. You better believe it.
D’lo is the closest post office to where my lake is so I’m really proud of our part of history. That is love.
But for this man, honey,
these just won’t do.
Cause yo’re too special,
you sweet thang you.
No better lover could a man have than the love for his beloved Mississippi, and ain’t nobody better be tawkin’ ’bout my woman!!!
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds…
it’s a new troll’n motor!!
See ya ’round the lake.. oh and ya’ll cum back now, ya hear??
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Chop Smith on February 8th, 2006
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I was staying in London with a friend of mine, Charlie, when I spied this beautiful vintage style calendar with all these beautiful women on the back of horses. They were dressed in lace and frills –you know I don’t know the technical name– on the backs of these horses. BUT one of them stood out. She looked like Lady Godiva would look if I could picture her though my haze of having an instant hard on.
She can ride ME bareback (with a condom, of course)
This is Alessandra Andress a cute little filly from Darien Connecticut, the Nutmeg state.. which is a whole additional set of puns I could use.
Luckily for me, Charlie knew where this horse club was and off we rode. 
We were just in time for tea but instead of being Miss Prim and Proper, Alessandra was dressed in leather. I kid you not!! This is the very first picture I took of her and knew instantly she needed to be an ASAIG girl.
Tongues were wagging including mine and Charlie’s
And that’s how she became an internet model.
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Chop Smith on February 5th, 2006
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Just a quick little post with some eyecandy.. Cuz I have to get back to the game. Whodda Thunk Mick Jagger was older than ME??? Dayam???
Chop Chop He’s our Man
He’ll Make you Cum if anyone Can
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Chop Smith on February 3rd, 2006
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…if your trioka has a gunrack!!
I have a “good buddy” named Lil’ Hilton or Shithead. (as opposed to his yankee counterpart, Cocksucker) He lives many months out of the year in Siberia. Yes as in Russia. As in -30 degrees below zero 6 months out of the year, Russia.
You know he’s a redneck cuz when he 1st left for those cold hinterlands, he took his ‘pole for fishin’ and his blue tic for ‘huntin’ .. nobody told him the only hunting would be Siberian tigers and the only fishing was to harvest the eggs out to make caviar.
He comes home and stops by his “uncle” Chop’s little spot on the lake to shoot the shit. Calls out “Hey Unc” of course 3/4 of the county answers him.
I ship him Bud by the 40H container load.
In the spirit of Glasnost, Shithead tried to convince his Siberian hosts that Pirozhki should be stuffed with fat back, that borscht needed a shit ton of season salt and vodka was only good when you were trying to wash out the wound from the stray hunting bullet.
Of course he also tried to hang red and green x-mas light on the Kremlin, under the neon “Buy Budweiser” sign but that’s another story.
So, Shithead, if you are reading this:
Na zdorovje! ya’ll