I think this is my very favorite.
Yes we are in for a series of ‘funny fotos’ that were emailed be by one of the our models.
NO more Hanging Wires!!
In Honor of Easter & Passover:
and finally for my gal pal..Ms Jayne Wayne…
This is also MY personal favorite!!
Have a good chuckle. Oh and i’ll have my Staff update as soon as my T1 line is working again. 
See Ya’ll ’round the lake. and like my dick, do not forget to SPRING forward tomorrow
About once every 2 weeks or so we go into Jackson, about 35 miles away, to meet for lunch at Sammi’s deli. Usually 2 or 3 of my Ole Miss buddies are there and a couple of guys I knew from high school. Basically anyone who can make it. We always sit at cute little Heidi’s station and she is constantly hovering around these 5 or 6 old men.
One day back in February she finally got up the courage to ask me about what type of models I was looking for my website. I told her. She wanted to know if I thought she’d be a good candidate.
She and her friend, MaryLou, came out to the lake.
What do you think??
I just love how she’s bathed in the natural light!!
She gets just a bit more adventurous. Don’t you just love those freckles??
And you know this is one of my favorite ’shooting’ positions..
and finally she got into the “spirit” of things: 
We ending up with her all buck ass nekkid with her feet in the air.. then went to the studio and shot 2 more sets.. which you can see all of the naked action at As Sexy As it Gets along with 400+ other models and over 100K in pictures.
Coming soon: live member webcam shows. and a surprise offering for members only. Stay tuned!!
Consumption of carbonated soft drinks — sodas to you and me — is in decline in the USA. Data from industry bible Beverage Digest shows case sales falling for the first time in 20 years, slipping by 0.7% to 10 billion cases. Individual brands have fallen more sharply. Coca-Cola Classic is down 2% year-on-year, while regular Pepsi is off 3.2%. Nor are their diet equivalents exempt from the trend, with Diet Coke failing to grow significantly, and Diet Pepsi falling by 1.9% last year. The slippage in full-sugar sodas is in response to growing public fears about obesity, particularly childhood obesity. Diet soda turn-offs include changing tastes and concerns about artificial sweeteners. Overall, the downward trend is driven by consumer misgivings over health. As colas and other sodas decline, their “share of bladder” is being taken up by bottled water, sport drinks like Gatorade, and energy drinks such as Red Bull, a migration which translates to a 10%+ growth pattern for such beverages, and which some industry analysts describe as “permanent”. Morgan Stanley suggests that two-thirds of bottled water sales growth is at the expense of sodas, while other flavored drinks are benefiting from what they describe as “wandering taste buds”. PepsiCo has been diversifying with the trend, while the Coca-Cola Company vows that its carbonated soft drink business in the USA can return to growth. One of them is getting it wrong. (Source: The New York Times)
So much for my RC cola infused with Peanuts!! What southerner in their right mind ever listened to the NY Times anyway???
So I have some photos curing in the darkroom, I’m on my porch overlooking my lake, listening to the radio about another tornado warning in effect, wondering if once again I’m going to escape in time to my little leanto shelter where I can safely ride out this constant yearly fiasco? Of course..that’s the advantage of living on the lake, tornados don’t Like water!!
Ya’ll cum back now, ya hear??
I didn’t get in until very late yesterday and had to do a few things around the “lake” before I start in the darkroom.
But I opened my email and sitting there was a link to one of my favorite model’s new website. Taylor Dane is a street performer in Chicago that I met while at a party for webmasters in 2003. She’s a mime by trade but won’t let me photograph her in make up. Let me tell you she can do some amazing things with that lithe body of hers and I really have to say she looks great in her costume but 100X better out of it.
Do you think I have a “thing” for redheads? It seems like it. I really have a thing for Taylor and so should you.
You can also find Taylor along with 400+ other girls on my website As Sexy As It Gets with 100K+ in pictures and access to all the model’s personal websites.
Ya’ll cum back now, ya hear?
I’m off tomorrow to shoot a few pictures. Will be back on Saturday and hopefully able to post up a pic or 2 from the trip.
Leave the porch light on and ya’ll cum back now, ya hear??
I have several clients both in and out of adult that I shoot content for. Some of them list me on their contact info as a photographer to contact for photoshoots. I grade a successful shoot on if at least 50% of my pics get listed.
I got an email about 2 weeks ago from a girl named Lacyn Mansfield.
She said she’d submitted her pictures to SG but they rejected her because she wasn’t ‘cutting edge’ enough for them. I guess because she is beautiful and has no piercings or tats all over her. She wanted to know the next time I was going to be near Atlanta (where she lives) or if I was close enough for her to come to me to shoot. We compromised. I met her in Birmingham which is about 2.5 hours for her and about 3.5 for me. I have a buddy who owns a little house in the country and I thought it would a perfect contrast to her very upscale look. Let me insert here that I find it very disheartening that she would want to be on a site such as SG but who am I to judge.
We met up on a Friday night and I took her to the local shit kicking bar to loosen her up a bit. The next day, slightly hung over, we started shooting. Because I have shot several models for SG before, I’m pretty familiar with what they want. Well this turned into a glam shoot and I said I’d like to post her on ASAIG with all the pictures that SG didn’t buy. She readily agreed and away we went. She submitted 8 sets to SG –over 400 pictures and of the 400 they accepted about 80 all from 1 set. I guess we are lucky because now she sold that she should be a glam model and not some funky out on the edge model. Actually in some of these she resembles her great aunt.
and where would I be without my “signature” Bootay shot
You can see all of Lacyn’s photos on my main websiteAs Sexy As It Gets or any one of the other 400+ models and over 100K+ in pictures with new content being added every week.
Some disjointed thoughts today as I sit on the porch over looking my lake. All the exciting hot babes that came to visit ol’ Chop have ‘er Cum and gone so to speak and I’m left here to clean up the mess. We’ve had some really bad storms passing through here and we are suddenly reminded that tornado season, followed shortly by hurricane season is almost upon us.
It also reminds me of a story — A legend in the making even. The Story of Stoney:
The legend is that she came to Chop’s for a party, got stoned, and never left.
The truth is that a buddy of mine is an insurance adjuster. She was on loan to the Mississippi Arts Museum and got cracked (ha). The insurance settled with the owner for $5000. She was to be destroyed and the adjuster told them that he would deliever her to a dump (my house) in Simpson County, MS.
I do not have a clue as who the redneck is that is with her. Actually she looks better than some of the content I’ve shot over the years. Filters do wonders masking flaws.
Because of the weather, I’ve spent quite a few days lately in my little office/studio (partially pictured above) working on some new projects, updating some old ones and wrestling with computer codes. I have a small TV in my office that I use as white noise but sometimes things just come BLASTING through.
Each day I hear of my government spending a billion here and a billion there. Actually my government is spending about one billion dollars every nine hours. In my neck of the woods folks tend to be conservative, but Mary Landrieu, Louisiana Senator, has asked Congress for $250 billion to rebuild New Orleans.
In my opinion her caculator is broken. $2,500,000,000/484,000 means ever resident of New Orleans should get about $516,500 or $2,500,000,000/188,000 means each home owner should receive about $1.329,800.
Stupid, white bitch.
and that’s about it from this neck of the woods.
I’ll keep the porch light on for you and ya’ll cum back now, ya hear?
Ok not really. I’ve been kind of scarce lately because a couple of the euro models, Isabella, Yeax and Angeline came to my little part of the world to visit. They spent a few days in New Orleans and then came to the lake for a few days. We shots lots of pictures that will be uploaded shortly to ASAIG so enjoy!!
Angeline stayed a few more days because she was taking the train across country *she thought it was just a day or so like London to Vienna–LOL* to Los Angeles and may end up in Las Vegas before she leaves to head back to the UK.
I took her down to Biloxi which is making great progress in its recovery stages but never one to miss a photo op especially when I have such a HOT HOT babe to shoot. We found a part of the former boardwalk that was still deserted since the hotels are the first to come back. You can see from some of these pictures where the water line is but i’m sure you’d rather see the panty line.
Just a peek at her peak
She sees what’s left of the former carousel which is filled with mud. We had to wipe off these horses to make them at least appear to be photographable.
and finally the reason for the title of this post. She orginally sat down on the bare boards but got a splinter in her bum.. so she pulled her discarded skirt down and posed prettily.
See you ’round the lake!!
I really didn’t mean to pick out so many ethnically diverse models these past few posts but I really couldn’t resist this little set I did of Lisa Liu in her country garden out in Queens. Yes Queens NY does have green space.
I hope to get back to NYC one day and shoot a few more pictures of her. This shot is my favorite because it is just so natural!!
Just shows the joy she gets when she’s out communing with Mother Nature.
You can see all the pictures of Lisa and 400+ other models by Joining As Sexy As It Gets!!
See you ’round the lake.
You know that any guy would want to snatch her off her feet ~
This time, you’re shocked to see ~ her pussy is showing!
How come your mouth is watering ~ do you see something sweet?
You’ve never gone this way before; you like the thought of going.
She wears a black lace cut-out bra, with garter-belted hips;
Her two stiff nipples quiver faintly, eager to comply.
Her long legs, starting next to where you see her female lips,
Encased in gartered stockings, black as night, ankle to thigh.
Now she’s turning ’round again, so nearly in the nude
That you almost forget that she is on cam in lingerie!
You thrill to see her naked ass ~ the best you’ve ever viewed.
Cum on into video is what you hope she’ll say!
Beautiful and curvy are the legs beneath her ass ~
There’s nothing quite as smooth as sexy women’s tender thighs.
Whatever really happens here, this scene will never pass ~
You’ll not forget her luscious body, posed before your eyes.
Her pubic hair is groomed peeping from the G-string;
You wonder how much shaving it required.
You see her sex-lips parted; this excites your own sex things,
As if her clit and your cock were somehow wired.
In honor of your ‘fetish’, you look down to see her feet,
Protruding from the footless hose she wears;
There’s no denying that they do look feminine and sweet.
She must be proud of them, to keep them bare.
“Well?” she types so suddenly, and you’re surprised to find
That she’s smiling at you again, but then her eyes go down
Seems to move across your T-shirt, where your nipples are outlined;
Right now, for her, you wish you had a see-through gown!
Her eyes appear to linger there on your chest, just long enough for you
To steal another horny look at her own ripened breasts;
And then she asks, while zooming in slowly to get close to you,
“Why were you looking at my feet? Didn’t you notice the rest?”
She sits her naked buttocks down, to your right, near the foot of your bed.
You’d been lying nearly flat, but now you sit upright ~
‘Indian-style’, your bare legs crossed, and answer, “Toe to head ~
I noticed everything” ~ hot, yet polite.
“Both times I opened up my eyes, your eyes were on my toes,
Or on some part of my bare feet ~ not on my lingerie.
Or were you just admiring my footless, gartered hose?
Or was that just through my wishful eyes ~ do you look at feet that way?
I only want to keep abreast of what turns people on;
And I think I have sexy feet ~ that’s why I like them bare.”
She smiles, so warm and friendly; you reply, “Too bad the moments gone,
For I could best explain why I was looking at you there.”
“So, you think feet are sexy? Then, I’m sure you love these hose,
‘Cause they leave your feet naked, just for you to see and touch.”
You respond, “I just would like for one to be able to suck your toes.
I’m also into garters; yes, I like them very much.”
“You would like to suck my toes? Oh, wow, that must feel great to you!
Just having someone pay such sweet attention, is very nice.
Most of the men I know just want to 69, then screw.
It’s fun, but I think everyone could use a little spice.”
She lifts her sexy legs as if they are on your bed. They look SO good;
You long to touch them, but you still don’t dare.
You look at them, aroused anew; then she asks you, “Sugar, would
You touch my feet, and do to me what you would like to down there?”
–Photos provided by Isabella Stefani one of the 400+ models on As Sexy As It Gets Girls
