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Chop Smith on April 30th, 2006
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In my travels as a photographer, I have the chance to snap alluring photos of all types of women. One advantage of being on the ’senior’ end of life is that these young girls 18+ think they can either confide in me as their own personal Dr. Phil or shock me since i’m “sooooo old” thinking I never chased a skirt and they invented sex. LOL.
So after a few months of hearing the same trend, I was talking to my buddy UW aka Useless Warrior and he came up with an idea to interview these babes, get their stories or fantasies to the web and thus was born:
Young Whore WivesThis young wife is on a redecorating kick but she just cannot resist these 2 handsome hunks that have cum over to paint her new house. Of course her husband is hard at work earning the money to induldge his wife’s passion:
She’s home! She’s bored! and they are available. Cock on demand
Likewise this hottie offers the plumber a bit of afternoon libation. Little did he know that a few minutes later it would be HER pipes he’d be probing
Young Whore Wives home alone with the plumber and oh maybe he’ll get out his snake and see if he can’t fix her ‘problem’
Due to the public nature of my blog I can’t really show the down and dirty hardcore ass fucking, dick dipping, cocksucking pictures here but Young Whore Wives has 1000’s of hardcore pictures, 8 different video feeds and 100’s of juicy tit-a-lating stories to wet your whistle and keep you satisfied. And just think, it won’t be YOU on the other end of the shotgun when their husband’s cum home.
See ya’ll round the lake!!
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Chop Smith on April 28th, 2006
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Consumers’ chances of finding their “double tall skinny vanilla latte”, (or any of Starbucks’ claimed 55,000 beverage varieties and combinations), are increasing as Starbucks continues its worldwide expansion. There are already 10,500 Starbucks locations spread across 37 countries, and each day sees another five being inaugurated. Despite the fact that “There’s an awful lot of coffee in Brazil”, the company has its sights set on major growth there, as well as in Russia and India. With 200 outlets already operating in China, Starbucks say the People’s Republic is on track to being its biggest market outside the USA. This would be impressive, considering that the plan is to double the number of American Starbucks locations to 15,000. Howard Schultz, Starbucks’ chairman and “chief global strategist” is determined that your local coffee house will be “a third place between home and work”. Just make sure you have at least $4 – probably more like $6 – to pay for your coffee before you park your parka on the Starbucks sofa. (Source: Pi-Consulting)
$6.00 for a Coffee??????????
and we’re complaining cuz a gallon of gas that takes us 30 or so miles each is 3.00?? but are willing to shell out 4-6 per day for a cuppa coffee that only lasts 3 to 4 hours? Give me cornbread and buttermilk anyday. Total cost? ’bout 50 cents.
Lotsa work this week and we have a brand new website about to roll down the turnpike so ya’ll cum back now, ya hear??
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Chop Smith on April 23rd, 2006
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Did you grow up in the 50’s? Was your cumming of age in the days when Playboy was the most scandalous book ever published? Did you find your dad’s secret stash of books hidden in the basement or peep through the doors when you thought no one was looking while he and his poker buddies were watching “smokers” (and you’ll only know that term if you were in knee pants by 1962) instead of a Jack high flush??
Then you’ll know Betty Page. The Notorious Bettie Page.
Or how about this one
A right Saucy little wench.
Well ol’ Chop has scored a big one!!
We’ve just signed a deal to produce this millenium’s version of Ms. Page: The Notorious Betty Love!!
Effective April 15th, Betty will be one of the newest models for ASAIG
As well as continuing her own website, BettyLove.com which she’s going to continue to manager and update herself as well as seeking out new big boobed amateurs creating her own “BettyLove’s House of Boobs”!!
And she should Know
Since I already gave you the ASS shot here is one more just to tease you along.
Watch here for more announcements when her site will reopen in the mean time you can view all the VERY sexy models (big and small boobs) over at As SEXY As it Gets
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Chop Smith on April 21st, 2006
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This time of year down here in D’lo wrecks havoc with my online time. Sometimes it’s the cloud cover that messes with the radio waves from my satellite connection. Sometimes it’s the water that just doesn’t want to cooperated. And sometimes it’s the wind.
Whatever it is nature is alive and living in the Mississippi Delta and exerting it’s force on a daily basis.
Clouds over the neighbor’s soy patch
Dead tree in the middle of a field on the otherside of the road. How do they plow around it??
and Finally:
On the road to Jackson one afternoon. Later on we heard that 3 spouts were spotted but only 1 touched down just outside of Starkville a bit north of Jackson.
And so it goes in Mississippi. Tonight the crickets are singing, the moon is out and my internet is connect.
All is Good!!
‘See ya’ll ’round the lake.
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Chop Smith on April 16th, 2006
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Well I could have posted some playboy model type but really I just found this one so out of the hutch I had to post her up.
Oh and my signature Backside post:
Dontcha love her Cotton Tail??
of course if BBW and Pixels aren’t your thing you can see all the beautiful models over at As Sexy As It Gets where you can find models of all shapes sizes and colors.
If you really loved this pixel chick..you can view the real deal that she was modeled after over here: Camdollies Or view the entire pen and pixel set over Here!!
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Chop Smith on April 14th, 2006
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1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in MISSISSIPPI.
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in MISSISSIPPI plus a couple no one’s seen before.
4. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
5. Onced and twiced are words.
6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.
7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. Fixinto is one word.
10. There is no such thing as “lunch”. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
11. Ice tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you’re two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!
12. Backards and forwards means “I know everything about you.”
13. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning “Did you eat?”
14. You don’t have to wear a watch because it doesn’t matter what time it is. You work until you’ re done or it’s too dark to see.
15. You don’t PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
Conversation overhead at the U-Totem:
Billy Bob: I want a Cocola
Clerk: What kind?
Billy Bob: Dr. Pepper
See Ya’ll ’round the lake!!
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Chop Smith on April 9th, 2006
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In keeping with my spring fever I was trying to come up with some type of theme. What better theme than watching Kimi, a beautiful babe from Bangkok that I had the extreme pleasure to shoot while in Portland a few months ago.
This was taken under the falls on one of the many overlooks driving through the Columbia River Gorge. I put a filter on here and removed the background to make the water droplets more dramatic. You can view this entire set over at ASAIG For 24.95 per month it is “such a deal”
What would a blog be without my ASS shots?
Submissive position for Simon *flashing eyes*
Hopefully with all this water her little tiny titty’s will grow some. Naturally. 
For more pictures of Kimi or anyone of the other 400+ beautiful women, JOIN As Sexy As It Gets and see over 100K+ crystal clear photos, bios and more women that you can shake your ’stem’ at.
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Chop Smith on April 9th, 2006
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A prelude I suppose to hurricane season is tornado season. My internet connection on the lake swings in and out. I can be in the middle of working on some great new content for ASAIG or one of the sister sites and all of a sudden I’m lost in Cyber Space.
But tornado season also mean Spring is here. The flowers around the lake are starting to bloom. The fish are starting to jump and at night with the extra daylight I can sit out on the porch of my shack and listen to the crickets yacking back and forth to each other.
Rushing water from the stream feeding my lake
and Blooming flowers off of my side porch here in D’lo.
See ya’ll ’round the lake.
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Chop Smith on April 2nd, 2006
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Have I ever mentioned that I love music? All types of music except maybe heavy heavy metal and hard core gangsta rap and that’s not to say I don’t appreciate either genre. I mean there is something very poetic in the words:
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us
No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us
Birthdays was the worst days
Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay
Uh, damn right I like the life I live
‘Cause I went from negative to positive
Anyway my point of this post is that one of the musical genres that I like is Broadway show tunes. So imagine my surprise when about a year ago I met a super sweet model named Jodi Minelli. She was a cousin to Liza with a Z. Can’t sing a note the poor thing but I can assure you that she looks hella better in her tight leather corsette than Liza did in her heyday.
But Hell i’d still fuck ‘em both. Liza would have to sing for her cock, Jodi would not.
These are pictures that were taken when a few of the girls got together for Mardi Gras and supported the economy of Nawlins last month.
And finally my signature ASS shot.
Enjoy your Sunday. I’m going to have my hands full of Aria Giovanni & Asia Carrera and if you’ve seen either of them you know how full my hands will be. Of course it’s taking me longer cuz after each set of these beautiful women, I have to uh give Lil’ Willie a ‘rest’.