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Chop Smith on May 28th, 2006
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Chop Smith on May 26th, 2006
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A little gratuitous pin-up shot for you to start the day. We actually have a site in the works that will be illustrated stories and 3d toons but until then you can find more like this at Porn-Tart’s Blog:
Of course if you prefer the REAL thing you can find it on Smooth-N-Silky Nylons
When I was a young fellow, in 1951, I heard the older folks bitching about prices.
“I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.”
“Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long before $2000 will only buy a used one.”
“If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.”
“Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?”
“If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.”
“When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we’d be better off leaving the car in the garage.”
“Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.”
“I’m afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying ‘damn’ in ‘Gone With The Wind,’ it seems every new movie has either “hell” or “damn” in it.
“I read the other day where some scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.”
“Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the president.”
“I never thought I’d see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.”
“It’s too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.”
“It won’t be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.”
“Marriage doesn’t mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.”
“I’m just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.”
“Thank goodness I won’t live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.”
“The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.”
“There is no sense going to the coast anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel.”
“No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood.”
“If they think I’ll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.”
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Chop Smith on May 21st, 2006
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This nervous bride is trying to calm her jitters just before the wedding. I told her to think of everyone as Naked as she walked down the aisle. She was laughing so hard and then tried to calm down by smoking a ciggarette. Well I convinced her while she was waiting that she really needed to loosen up that bodice so she could breath and there I was with Camera in hand to “snap snap” away.
Want to see more of this bridal babe? You can see her complete gallery over here at Last Minute Jitters
Of course is she’s not exactly what you are looking for, then check out all the HOT babes on As Sexy As It Gets with over 100K in high rez photos as well as over 400+ models to choose from, surely you’ll find something you like. 
Have a GREAT one!! and see ya’ll ’round the lake.
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Chop Smith on May 19th, 2006
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.
5. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It’ll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho kinesis? Raise my hand.
23. Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just do not have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
37. Just remember–if the world did not suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
and that my friends is, as they say, that. Support the economy, go see the Da Vinci Code this weekend.
See Ya’ll ’round the lake.
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Chop Smith on May 17th, 2006
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Gratuitous Ass shot:
We all know those cute little computer symbols (hate them!) called “emoticons,” where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.
Have you seen these “ASSICONS?”
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a Phat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
The BEST asses can be found over here at As Sexy As it gets Of course we could rename it to something like “Fine asses from around the world” but that would be a very long URL.
See ya’ll round the lake!!
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Chop Smith on May 14th, 2006
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That’s pretty sacreligious writing a blog post about Young Whore Wives on Mother’s Day.. but hell who ever heard of a converting whore in church on Sunday either??
Actually this is a short post as I have family duties today.. just thought I’d start with something useless this week!! *WEG*..
here is the REAL Mother’s day card for all those who take care of and cherish someone:
HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!!
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Chop Smith on May 12th, 2006
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I was doing a little bit of research on my stats and took a look at my search terms. I found it amusing the top 12 terms people used to search for my blog.
chop of flowers
greenguy sex
lady lake babes
stoney lake
freckles on tits are sexy
types spiders mississippi
indian guy m isabella s
signature ass
chop s atlanta
wiggly asses
ms. lady godiva nude contest
smut gremlin driving in her miss daisy
Some of these are hysterically funny and some are well, interesting. I have this mental image of Greenguy sex doggie style or a Smut Gremlin driving around in her cute little daisy dukes.. and oh those very cute freckles on a babes tits..
What people look for and what they find.. imagine the look on someone’s face who was looking for directions to Chop of Flowers?
‘See ya’ll round the lake!!
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Chop Smith on May 10th, 2006
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Had a couple of free porn sites cum to my attention:
Squirting Limes
A site with clips of a woman who squirts pussy juice all over her lime stockings
And here is one of the same woman smoking a ciggy in long opera gloves
Smoking Gloves
Just a little Mid-Week eye candi.. er LasVegasCandi.
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Chop Smith on May 7th, 2006
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Oh the Joys of being an observer in life. Two of the hottest chicks on Split Lickers got a bit carried away with their artwork and decided to paint each other while I was clicking away with the camera.
The Stunning Isabella and the Luscious Celine
*gratuitous ass shot of Isabella*
And as you can see they are having so much fun I didn’t want to disturb them by interrupting their finger uh “painting”
Full Coverage Canvas
Then things really got wild. Ok they were ‘wet’ already but we went from finger painting to oh finger fucking in like 2 nano seconds
And she didn’t need a brush!!
And Final gratuitous Ass shot of Celine and Isabella’s beautiful face.
You can see more of this fun at Budding Picassos
OR you can see all of these two hot babes by Joining Split Lickers today!!
Well what are you waiting for??
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Chop Smith on May 5th, 2006
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I find it amazingly funny that one day out of the year it is ok to do all things Mexican and this little “holly-day” has nothing to do with the United States. It wasn’t a war that we lost or beat up some bandito in..no this is to celebrate the Mexican’s overthrowing the french by some really geeky looking guy named Ignacio Zaragoza. You don’t hear people going “Viva Zaragoza” Nope not at all. He’s not even remotely colorful. I do think that Pancho Villa sucked all the colorful metaphor out of Mexico?
So for Cinco de Mayo I went to what passes for our local taquera — a little hole-in-the wall named La Mexicana– and had a nice Carne Asada Burrito chased with a Dos Equis (XX) beer. Then I went home and called one of my models in Portland name Celine Wished her a happy Cinco De Mayo at which point she laughed and said.. “oh Chop you gringos are all alike .. we don’t celebrate ..we just take your nice Americano dollars and keep smiling.” And since she is one HOT little number. I just laughed along with her. I mean who am I to dispute her red goodhead??
And so went my Friday…. How was yours??