I’m an avid coffee drinker as I do believe that all adult webmasters, photographers and performers are. Normally I prefer mine with 3 spoons of sugar and a dolop of 1/2 and 1/2 but after seeing this video I’m pretty sure I’d like a double shot from this barista.
Hell I’d even give up my beloved Dunkin’ for that!!
As I mentioned yesterday, I had to go to town shopping for new overalls for my Vegas trip. Normally, I would be thinking about eating some pink tacos but lately the ’staff’ has had my old brain stuffed with all this high tech marketing stuff - build gallery and free site, blog and ping. Oh how I wish for the simplier ways of marketing.
About half way to the nearest ‘grocery and grain’, I spotted a group of young folks selling watermelons on the side of the road. I immeadiatly knew that they had taken Marketing 101 at my ole second grade school. I just had to stop for a chat and took a few pictures.
Back to school, folks, for Marketing 101 and read the chapter ‘Sex Sells‘.
You know when the hookers return –did they ever leave–to NOLA it’s well on it’s way back. I pulled this off of another blog–Dr. Web’s today and thought it was interesting and the Fodor’s travel guide to the “new” recovering New Orleans.
If I didn’t have a conference in Las Vegas this July, I’d probably find a way to visit the Old Gal. Nothing like Jazz, BBQ and sweat on the banks of the Muddy Mississippi in the Delta.
Of course Nola would have come back faster had This-Found on the DangerBlog-not have happened. I’m all for people buying Porn but not at the cost of trashing Lady Orleans.
I found this over on my fellow webmaster, Simon’s blog and thought it was timely and interesting. Since I’m always looking for NEW pink I might have to plan a trip to the Bay Area next spring. If it’s one thing ol’ Chop is good at besides Bullshite is masturbating. Oh and finding hot chicks like tassy to masturbate to!!
Who participates in a live Masturbate-a-Thon? Not surprisingly, representatives from various San Francisco sexual subcultures attend to “come for a cause”; the Center for Sex & Culture is arranging this year’s co-sponsorships among gay men’s clubs, erotica producers, and other sexual adventurers. Separate areas of the Masturbate-a-Thon site will be set aside for men who would prefer to masturbate together and women who want a single-sex space, with the rest of the room a mixed-gender venue.
Here is the article from Xlog.
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I just love Neon! I admit it I’m pretty partial to bright lights anywhere except maybe in the bedroom where I prefer ‘task’ lighting such as a spot light on a pretty pink pussy but I digress. Being a lover of all things smooth and silky, I always have an eye out for the unusual leggings that appear especially during the summertime.
The summer presents a bare horizon for us stocking lovers since very few of them appear between May and September. So i was pleasantly surprised to cum across this gallery of this very hot Asian decked out in a pair of purplegasmic pantyhose.
SABOR!!
HAPPY FATHER’S Day!!
I try not to check my blog stats very often because it can either be very uplifting or very depressing. Uplifting that I have some folks actually READING my blog; depressing that they aren’t.
But it never fails to amuse me to see what my search terms are. I was quite amused at this months #1 search term: Wake up with pussy since lately there has been much discussion among my fellow (M & F) pornographers about what constitutes forced sex. If a man wakes up in the middle of the night with a raging hard on and his wife is asleep, he makes some moves to awaken her and she is in that 1/2 world between sleep and awake, he puts his cock inside of her, does that constitute non-consenting sex? I won’t voice my personal opinion.
Anyway back to my list of top 10 search terms: “Little” chop shrivled at this one: sex chop and i’m still scratching my head to figure out this one: mexican lating juices I’m thinking they must mean “latin” or “lactating” but not quite sure. And as always some of them made me “LOL” when I thought of some blue haired republican looking up 2006 tornado season and finding pictures of whoring wives giving a windy.
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I think I need to buy a pair of these for my short hairs: i want to hand make hair sticks out of chop sticks
Happy Father’s Day Eve.
My oh my, I love it when a naughty teen hottie plays the role of bad girl. Take a gander** at the sexy pics of Parker stripping off her leather outfit. Damn! She’s a sexy little firecracker. Oh the things I could do with that firm teen body.
The funny thing is, I’m not sure if I prefer her in or out of her leather getup. Yes, I know - she’s fucking hot out of it, with those perfect perky teen tits and awesome pussy. But she’s so damn tauntingly sexy in the leather. I really savor the sexy tease she has going when she’s not quite showing her naughty bits, yet you can see the shape of her body under that leather and know it’s rocking.
**gander=southern word for LOOK.
My buddy, Jake, came over to the house the other day, all fucked-up drunk and damn near in tears. He’s not the sensitive type, so I my first thought was that his mom died or he found out that is dog is gay - ya know, something big. When I could finally get him stop mumbling about wanting to kill some cocksucker, he confessed that he came home to find his wife taking his neighbor’s cock on the kitchen table. Ain’t that a bitch.
Cheating Housewife!
Now, my first thought was, “Damn - I’d love to see that.” Maybe that’s not the most compassionate thing to think when your friend comes over all broken hearted about his cheating wife, but if you knew his wife - you’d be thinking the same fucking thing. That bitch is pretty fucking hot. She’s certainly a whole letter better than what anyone ever expected Jake to get. Julia is one of those naturally slim babes who you know will never get fat on ya. She has good genes. Usually, chicks like that are either flat chested or have just tiny little titties. Not Julia though. She’s got herself a nice set of firm-looking C-cups that I’ve personally fantasized about while jerking off in Jake and Julia’s bathroom. All I’m trying to say is, as bad as I feel for my buddy Jake, I still think it would be an honor to shake that neighbor’s hand who stuck his cock in Julia today. She’s a fine piece of ass.
Here’s the thing - those of us who know Jake and his slut wife Julia, always suspected that she was a bit of a whore. Okay, more than just suspected. I know damn well that she fucked a mutual friend of ours two weeks before she married Jake. She even let that lucky fucker take pics while she gobbled his cock like the wonderful little slut that she is. Yes, I’ve seen them. They’re fucking beautiful.
I’ve wondered how long it would take before she got caught. I’ve also wondered if she’d let me stick my dick her her sweet married cunt, but that’s another topic. Jake’s not a genius, but how could he be so goddamned naive. The damn fool works 12-16 hours a day while Julia lays out in the sun in that tiny bikini. I’m positive she’s been getting banged all along and he just now finally caught her. Maybe he’s been hypnotized by that super sweet tang
of hers all this time and couldn’t see the truth.
We are amassing quite a collection of Young Whore Wives
Slut seems to be the Norm these days.
Oh sweet Tera, where have you been all my life? This wonderfully naked babe is such a delicious piece of ass, I fear that I’d forget my table manners if I ever had the opportunity to munch down on her gorgeous pussy. 
She a very fresh face among the millions of girls who put themselves on the web. So sweet and so very sexy.
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