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Chop Smith on September 28th, 2006
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Liberal or conservative? Republican or Demoncrat? White, black, yellow or purple peope eaters? What the hell, we are Americans and war has been declared on us. Lets get together and fight the SOB’s. Cut and run is not an option.
Rick Mathes, a well known leader in prison ministry wrote:
Last month I attended my annual training session that’s required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: “Please, correct me if I’m wrong but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that’s the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?”
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, “Non-believers!”
I responded, “So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to& nbsp;kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in Heaven. Is that correct?”
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of “a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.” He sheepishly replied, “Yes”
I then stated, “Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in Heaven!”
The Imam was speechless.
I continued, “I also have problem with being your ‘friend’ when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to Heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to Heaven and He wants you to be there with me?”
You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.
The Muslim religion in the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the ‘Diversification’ training seminar were not happy with Rick’s way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslims’ beliefs. In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S.to elect the President.
Now after this if you need a laugh, try Now-Aint-That-A-Bitch.com
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Chop Smith on September 27th, 2006
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Gosh it is hard to get old. Each day I reflect on the past and I’m reminded about what a good ride I have had. One of the best things is the number of good looking women that I have crossed paths with. Being from the south, it is to meet just down right as sexy as it gets girls.
I suppose Erica Rose Cambell will always be my dream girl with those big ass boobs. Now I am an “ass man”. so Tabitha Stern rates pretty high for me. Now when it comes to overall beauty, Alessandra Andress has to be in my top ten list. I love her eyes and those itty bitty tits are just a mouth full. I might favor her because she a Chop’s Girl. I have posted 1,313 pictures of Alessandra dressing up to get undressed. Hey, this little bitch will show you the pink of her pussy. Check out the free samples at her personal site.
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Chop Smith on September 26th, 2006
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Most of my thoughts cannot be shared.
Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into.

Say! If you need a good laugh, check out my money balls’ post over at Now-aint-that-a-bitch
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Chop Smith on September 25th, 2006
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There is nothing improper about this but up until today I was afraid to share it. Hell, no I am not racist and I fail to understand why others think that I am.
You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me “Whiteboy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,” “Whitey,” “Caveman” and that’s OK.
But when I call you, nigger, Towelhead, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink you call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Black History Month.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Ma’uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.
If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we’d be racists.
If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.
If we had white history month, we’d be racists.
If we had an organization for only whites to “advance” our lives, we’d be racists.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we’d be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US, yet if there were “White colleges” that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you’re not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?