Sex Top 2000
Sex Top 2000, the first laptop designed specifically to view porn. Check out how it can save your ass.
It is perfect for the office, hit the panic key once and a spread sheet covers the screen. Hit the panic key twice and the Sex Top 2000 shuts down but not before the deleting the trail of internet filth. Hit the panic key three times and the Sex Top 2000 will self destruct. But it is not all about security.
The Sex Top 2000 is equipped with a one-handed keypad and sophisticated search options such as boobies real and prison turkish. You can even set your nipple tone preference. You can also set your Sex Top 2000 to block all gay or straight porn. The Sex Top 2000 includes a vibrating mouse and it is the only water proof laptop on the market.
The Sex Top 2000 will be hand delivered to your home concealed in an ordinary fruit basket. In order to fully insure the privacy of your identity, dedicated messengers will commit suicide.
The Sex Top 2000 includes a lotion dispenser and for a limited time a complimentary starter kit is included.
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