Out Sourcing Tech Support
One of my many pet peeves is that American companies out sourcing tech support to non-english speaking countries. Call it racist id you like, but here is proof that Indians should stick to their native language.
Sign on a golf course in India:
ANY PERSONS(EXCEPT PLAYERS) CAUGHT COLLECTING GOLF BALL ON THIS COURSE WILL BE PROSECUTED AND HAVE THEIR BALLS REMOVED.
University Campus, India:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION.
Hotel bedroom, India:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
Doctor’s surgery, India :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Hotel , India:
WOMAN’S ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN BAR.
Hotel , India:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL WATER SERVED HERE.
Hotel air conditioner instructions, India:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
Zoo , India:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.
Restaurant , India:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.
Maternity ward, India:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Cemetery , India:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Temple, India:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Hotel bedroom, India:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS OR OTHER SIMILAR WOMEN INTO YOUR ROOM.
Hotel brochure, India:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, LARGE CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK
HERE TO ENJOY IT.
Hotel bedroom, India :
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID AT ANY HOUR. SHE ALWAY’S HAPPY TO HELP IN ANY WAY
Hotel , India:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE MAID.
Supermarket, India :
FOR YOUR CONVENIENT, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.
Newspaper , India:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR
WORKERS.
Laundry , India:
LADY’S, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTER-NOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
Advertisement for donkey rides, India :
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Dentist’s advertisement, India:
TEETH FILLED AND EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
Hotel bedroom, India :
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO BOMBAY, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.
Now, ain’t that a bitch?