Alessandra Is As Sexy As It Gets

By Chop Smith on September 27th, 2006
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AsSexyAsItGets.com AlessandraGosh it is hard to get old.  Each day I reflect on the past and I’m reminded about what a good ride I have had.  One of the best things is the number of good looking women that I have crossed paths with.  Being from the south, it is to meet just down right as sexy as it gets girls.

I suppose Erica Rose Cambell will always be my dream girl with those big ass boobs.  Now I am an “ass man”. so Tabitha Stern rates pretty high for me.  Now when it comes to overall beauty, Alessandra Andress has to be in my top ten list.  I love her eyes and those itty bitty tits are just a mouth full.  I might favor her because she a Chop’s Girl.  I have posted 1,313 pictures of Alessandra dressing up to get undressed.  Hey, this little bitch will show you the pink of her pussy.  Check out the free samples at her personal site.

 

Purplegasmic Pantyhose

By Chop Smith on June 18th, 2006
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Fiesta StockingsI just love Neon! I admit it I’m pretty partial to bright lights anywhere except maybe in the bedroom where I prefer ‘task’ lighting such as a spot light on a pretty pink pussy but I digress. Being a lover of all things smooth and silky, I always have an eye out for the unusual leggings that appear especially during the summertime.

The summer presents a bare horizon for us stocking lovers since very few of them appear between May and September. So i was pleasantly surprised to cum across this gallery of this very hot Asian decked out in a pair of purplegasmic pantyhose.

SABOR!!

HAPPY FATHER’S Day!!

Pretty Parker

By Chop Smith on June 13th, 2006
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My oh my, I love it when a naughty teen hottie plays the role of bad girl. Take a gander** at the sexy pics of Parker stripping off her leather outfit. Damn! She’s a sexy little firecracker. Oh the things I could do with that firm teen body.

The funny thing is, I’m not sure if I prefer her in or out of her leather getup. Yes, I know - she’s fucking hot out of it, with those perfect perky teen tits and awesome pussy. But she’s so damn tauntingly sexy in the leather. I really savor the sexy tease she has going when she’s not quite showing her naughty bits, yet you can see the shape of her body under that leather and know it’s rocking.

**gander=southern word for LOOK.

He Should Have Known

By Chop Smith on June 11th, 2006
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My buddy, Jake, came over to the house the other day, all fucked-up drunk and damn near in tears. He’s not the sensitive type, so I my first thought was that his mom died or he found out that is dog is gay - ya know, something big. When I could finally get him stop mumbling about wanting to kill some cocksucker, he confessed that he came home to find his wife taking his neighbor’s cock on the kitchen table. Ain’t that a bitch.

Cheating Housewife!

Now, my first thought was, “Damn - I’d love to see that.” Maybe that’s not the most compassionate thing to think when your friend comes over all broken hearted about his cheating wife, but if you knew his wife - you’d be thinking the same fucking thing. That bitch is pretty fucking hot. She’s certainly a whole letter better than what anyone ever expected Jake to get. Julia is one of those naturally slim babes who you know will never get fat on ya. She has good genes. Usually, chicks like that are either flat chested or have just tiny little titties. Not Julia though. She’s got herself a nice set of firm-looking C-cups that I’ve personally fantasized about while jerking off in Jake and Julia’s bathroom. All I’m trying to say is, as bad as I feel for my buddy Jake, I still think it would be an honor to shake that neighbor’s hand who stuck his cock in Julia today. She’s a fine piece of ass.

Here’s the thing - those of us who know Jake and his slut wife Julia, always suspected that she was a bit of a whore. Okay, more than just suspected. I know damn well that she fucked a mutual friend of ours two weeks before she married Jake. She even let that lucky fucker take pics while she gobbled his cock like the wonderful little slut that she is. Yes, I’ve seen them. They’re fucking beautiful.

I’ve wondered how long it would take before she got caught. I’ve also wondered if she’d let me stick my dick her her sweet married cunt, but that’s another topic. Jake’s not a genius, but how could he be so goddamned naive. The damn fool works 12-16 hours a day while Julia lays out in the sun in that tiny bikini. I’m positive she’s been getting banged all along and he just now finally caught her. Maybe he’s been hypnotized by that super sweet tang
of hers all this time and couldn’t see the truth.



He married a whore.

We are amassing quite a collection of Young Whore Wives
Slut seems to be the Norm these days.

Sweet Saturday & Sweet Tera

By Chop Smith on June 10th, 2006
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Oh sweet Tera, where have you been all my life? This wonderfully naked babe is such a delicious piece of ass, I fear that I’d forget my table manners if I ever had the opportunity to munch down on her gorgeous pussy.

She a very fresh face among the millions of girls who put themselves on the web. So sweet and so very sexy.

You can get a better taste of sexy Tera in this free pic gallery, or come see a whole bunch more of her and her naughty friends at As Sexy As it Gets. Try not to stare at the pics of Tera’s nude petite body too long. We wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Beach Time!!

By Chop Smith on June 4th, 2006
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Memorial Day Weekend marks the 1st official start of the summer bikini watching season and opening of all the beaches, pools and other watersports facilities. It also marks the beginning of a visual holiday for men (and some women who go that route) where we can hide behind those Tommy Bahama shades and oggle as much as we please without anyone knowing.

I started doing some weekend oggling myself when I saw this cute Teen jiggling around the other side (public portion) of the lake. So using my southern charm (turns out her mother went to school with one of my sons) I convinced her there is life outside of the piggly wiggly.


You have to admit that wearing latex to the beach in 100% humidity Mississippi Delta Land has to be HOT!! and not necessarily a good way. So we went to MY side of the lake and she was able to BREAK out of those sweaty duds and swing those teen tits freely.

Now doesn’t she look cooler??? Of course lil’ Chop was heating UP. :-) but I just kept clicking away. I was even able to get my signature ASS shot in

You can find all the pictures of Alena on TeenSeXess
We have over 400 models and more than 100K in pictures and hours of video for you to enjoy the most unusual teens on the web.
And you don’t even have to wear shades — you can oggle in the privacy of your own home.

See Ya’ll round the lake.

Here’s looking at you

By Chop Smith on May 28th, 2006
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This chick may be fucking HIM but she’s looking at YOU!!

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The Babes Don’t Just Get Fucked - They Get Fucked So Hard They Can’t Walk Straight For A Week! and you get in on all the action for less than the cost of dinner and a movie.
But Wait!!
She’s sucking his cock but thinking about YOURS


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Bridal Jitters

By Chop Smith on May 21st, 2006
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This nervous bride is trying to calm her jitters just before the wedding. I told her to think of everyone as Naked as she walked down the aisle. She was laughing so hard and then tried to calm down by smoking a ciggarette. Well I convinced her while she was waiting that she really needed to loosen up that bodice so she could breath and there I was with Camera in hand to “snap snap” away.

Want to see more of this bridal babe? You can see her complete gallery over here at Last Minute Jitters
Of course is she’s not exactly what you are looking for, then check out all the HOT babes on As Sexy As It Gets with over 100K in high rez photos as well as over 400+ models to choose from, surely you’ll find something you like. :-)

Have a GREAT one!! and see ya’ll ’round the lake.

I’m such an Assaholic

By Chop Smith on May 17th, 2006
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Gratuitous Ass shot:

We all know those cute little computer symbols (hate them!) called “emoticons,” where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Have you seen these “ASSICONS?”
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a Phat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass

The BEST asses can be found over here at As Sexy As it gets Of course we could rename it to something like “Fine asses from around the world” but that would be a very long URL.

See ya’ll round the lake!!

Mother’s Day Protein Breakfast in Bed

By Chop Smith on May 14th, 2006
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That’s pretty sacreligious writing a blog post about Young Whore Wives on Mother’s Day.. but hell who ever heard of a converting whore in church on Sunday either??

Actually this is a short post as I have family duties today.. just thought I’d start with something useless this week!! *WEG*..

here is the REAL Mother’s day card for all those who take care of and cherish someone:

HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!!